This is Miku Lin's new song ( Miku Lin is my virtual singer. ). Originally it's about general little folding bicycles,but I found hard to sing about details of each one. Finally I changed to write only for "Carryme"( see photo).
The song is totally done by myself. I MAKES NO GUARANTEE OF if it's nice , serious. Plz listen carefully.
Petroleum get more and more expensive! My salary become fewer and fewer. My car have a big stomach. I want a vehicle which don't need Petroleum.
That day I came to the Desert bicycle store. I found a cute bicycle. What? More than ten thousands dollar( New Taiwan Dollar)? The salesman said:"It's firm. Can make a little long run( 10km ). Even you can stand on it to ride ."
Carryme,Carryme, Why you so expensive? Carryme,Carryme，for you I needed to line up for ordering.
My heart was as the same as drownning in the Pacific ocean. Wait day to day ,night to night,until you arrived.
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Unfolded it to go riding right away! After Arriving the train station ,let's transform you!(Comes the sound effect. It means very quick folding/unfolding .) The body is light, just 8 KG. Even me a girl can carry you.
The MRT runned to the station. Went out unfolding you and many people had many many quesions asking me. "Is it slow?"(It's not slow. As fast as big a normal bicycle. The highest speed is "30km/hr" ) "Made in what country?"(Made in Taiwan,but many Taiwanese don't believe. ) "How much?". After replying I was very tired.
Carryme，Carryme，Carry you and me! Can ride in big road.(As small as a slide. Riding between big cars and motorcycles is a funny view.) Also can ride into a huge building.
Why? I became your salesman? (Because always need to "FAQ" to others.) Although orz, But I am also happy.(Can talk with many many people.)
Carryme，Carryme，Carry you and me! Have ridden you 1 year. You are still hard that didn't get broken.
Carryme，Carryme，Carry you and me! Riding you is happy. I love Carryme!
XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX 1 little girl read the Creative commons license.
XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX Miku sings:
I rode the iron horse almost 300 km!(Bravely! Imitating "I rode the white horse~") "My inner tubes got broken . No body help me./_\"(sadly..) (Cry loudly)
"I am just in Ta-Ta-Jia. Who can help me! help~~~"
(Ta-Ta-Jia height:2600 m.It's the mountion-climbing begining point of Yusan,the highest mountain of Eastern Asia)
==ps.== This song comes with 2 jokes. One is tXXXsfXXming sound effect which I made by midi instruments ( Imitate from one of my favorate movies last year.). Another one is a kidding. I changed the traditional Taiwanese song I rode a white horse into heheh...(If you don't like huge crying,just jump it.)
然後生產完以後，她對生出的小孩非常討厭。不給它吃奶。
只要小駱駝靠過來，母駱駝就會施以膝蓋攻擊
這戶蒙古人家非常的煩惱，用了各種方法試著調解：
手押著小隻的去強吸奶，母駱駝會一直轉動身體，不讓小隻的去吸到乳頭。
雙腳綁起來，看到小駱駝，照跑不誤。
可憐的小駱駝，不被母駱駝接受。
再這樣下去，一定很快就會掛掉！
於是這戶人家使出最後大絕招，用女主人的柔美歌聲
配上感人肺腑的馬頭琴（這一段超好聽的！）
最後在柔情攻勢下，終於把母駱駝弄哭了。（小駱駝喝奶母駱駝會痛？）
母駱駝終於肯給小駱駝喝奶了。
